klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via sniffing)

ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

(Source: defendthemoment, via sniffing)

alisxrico:

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

the death stare

(via queentranduil)